Hi all Loadshedding stealing too much of my time, so no Pulitzer Prize Prose this week :-) New this week * Suzume (PG7-9 V) * Suzume (IMAX) (PG7-9 V) * A Good Person (16 LSVD) * Renfield (16 LVDH) * Spinning Gold (16 LVD) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I watched the new thriller about the models who go camping. 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