Hi all For those having a long break, enjoy. :-) A full line-up for the week-end. Yesterday kicked off with the kiddie tale, Epic Tails, which is from Europe rather than Hollywood. It does not appear to have been released States-side yet, so reviews are scarce. For the teen market (probably), we have the biopic on the boxing legend, Big George Foreman. The rest of the fare is for the adults, starting with the thrillers To Catch a Killer, and Jaws territory with The Black Demon. We round out the offering with an Indian, female-driven martial arts action comedy, Polite Society. Today sees a major Indian release, Ponniyin Selvan: Part Two, in three languages and also 4DX. There are premieres all over next week Thursday for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. See the previews page and wear the approriate costume :-) New this week * Epic Tails (PG V) * To Catch a Killer (16 LVPD) * The Black Demon (16 LV) * Big George Foreman (probably 13 LV) * Polite Society (16 LV) * Ponniyin Selvan: Part Two (Hindi) * Ponniyin Selvan: Part Two (Telugu) * Ponniyin Selvan: Part Two (Tamil) * Ponniyin Selvan: Part Two (Tamil) (4DX) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cat walks into a doctor's office. 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The calendar has dates. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the age of streaming, I don't get why I have to watch re-runs from the 60/70s whenever I turn on the TV: Inflation going rampant, NASA going to the moon, Russia/US on the brink of war..... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me and some of my buddies were talking about going to see a drag show, but we decided not to. Bob said “not my thing” , Bill said “I am not really interested “ and Barry said “I just haven’t got a thing to wear!”. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman agreed to go out with me because I gave her a bottle of lemonade. That's right, I Schwepped her off her feet. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint. 50 sailors were marooned. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Koalas aren’t bears. Even though they’re koalafied, they failed bearification. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When my wife starts to sing, I always go outside and do some garden work... so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The irony of Wall Street: The dealer, not the customer, is called “broker.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City. Adios Omegas. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked a classmate "Do you know the difference between ignorance and apathy?" He replied "I don't know and I don't care" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- People seem to like me more now that I say I'm a spiritual person. As compared to before when I used the term "alcoholic" instead. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does an AI do after a breakup? Machine Yearning --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I love you," I said. "Do you love me too?" "Yes," my wife replied. "On a scale of 1-10 that sounds about right."