Hi all The first in the two-part finale of the Fast & Furious series opens today on wide release, also on the big IMAX and 4DX screens. It's been a long ride for the series. Reviews for this release have been reasonable. We are now technically in US Summer Blockbuster season, so expect a string of big-budget releases over the next few months. The only other new movie this week is the Tamil action thriller sequel, Pichaikkaran 2. Next week's Throwback Thursday oldie is 2005's Batman Begins, with Christian Bale. You can catch Eric Clapton: Across 24 Nights, and Roger Waters - Live From Prague at selected venues, as well as the opera Falstaff on the art circuit. There are premieres next Thursday for Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid. 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