Hi all Trust you are all surviving the weather. The line-up this week is generally pretty good, so enjoy. First up for the kiddies, from Disney/Pixar, is the opposites-attract rom-com Elemental. For the teens, we have another reboot of The Flash, also featuring a few other well-know super-heroes. Wes Anderson is back with another offbeat film with decent ratings (as to be expected) in Asteroid City, while the art circuit has the British film Greatest Days. Lastly India has the romantic adventure epic Adipurush in Hindi and Telugu. The opera Champion is on at selected venues. Other musical releases include Suga: Road to D-Day, Long Story Short: Willie Nelson 90, and J-Hope in the Box. Enjoy. :-) New this week * Elemental (3D) (PG) * Elemental (PG) * The Flash (13 LV PPS) * The Flash (IMAX) (13 LV PPS) * The Flash (4DX) (13 LV PPS) * Greatest Days (13 LD) * Asteroid City (13 LNVD) * Adipurush (Hindi) * Adipurush (Hindi) (3D) * Adipurush (Telugu) (3D) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't see why walking is healthy. 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