Hi all Three new releases today. First up, for the kiddies, we have the French animated film, Miraculous: Ladybug & Cat Noir, which is the film version of the TV series. For the adults and art circuit, we have the dramatac thriller Master Gardener with Joel Edgerton and Sigourney Weaver. Bollywood is rolling out the romantic comedy, Rocky Aur Rani Kii Prem Kahaani. The documentary Reinventing Elvis The ’68 Comeback is on at art venues on Sunday, and art on screen has Vermeer - The Blockbuster Exhibition, also on the art circuit daily. No previews this week. 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