Hi all Last weekend of freedom before the final stretch. Three new movies this week. First up, for the ankle biters, the latest in the PAW Patrol franchise, PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie. The ratings were quite good, considering the target audience. For the adults, we have another episode in the long-running Exorcist franchise, which actually slots in between two earlier movies, timewise. The critics were not particularly impressed though. Lastly, Bollywood breaks new ground into adult sex comedy territory with Thank You for Coming (pun intended). On the music side, we have ABBA: The Movie - Fan Event at selected venues. There in another episode of the Hunger Games coming, so you can warm up for the action by catching the re-release of the original at selected venues. 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