Hi all This week's big release is the prequel to the popular teen survivalist angst franchise The Hunger Games. It should perform better than last week's dismal The Marvels, which set the wrong kind of records ... The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes is also on the big IMAX screens, but for some reason the local censors slapped a 16 age limit on it, unlike the US and UK which allowed teens. For those with more artistic tastes, the ballet drama Joika is on at selected venues. This is also rated 16, but Italy gave it a 6+, so not sure what is going on ... I did query the FPB but had no response. Lastly Bollywood has the comedy Khichdi 2, which looks like their twist of the "prince and the pauper" tale. 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