Hi all Things suddenly got hectic late last week, workwise and driving around, when I came up for air it was already Saturday night so did not send mailer. The big release as we head for exam season, is the animated live-action blend, Imaginary Friends, which released as IF in the USA. The people have rated this higher than the critics, it is suitable for the little ones. The horror offering is the poorly-rated The Strangers: Chapter 1, directed by Renny Harlin but with a cast that I don't recognise. For nostalgia buffs, you can catch the re-release of Meet Joe Black, with Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins and Claire Forlani. Take your own peanut butter. Lastly, Bollywood has a biopic about a blind genius and businessman, in Srikanth. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga opens next week, and there are premieres at selected venues next Thursday. 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