Kingdom Swann is a talented Scottish artist who lives in London with his housekeeper, Violet. He is dismayed to find that there is no longer a demand for his style of paintings.Then Violet buys him a camera from the local market stall when two younger sisters want him to take ''artistic photographs'' of themselves in the nude. Swann specialises in photographic versions of famous paintings of nudes, using local prostitutes as his models.
Swann's assistant, Marsh, realises that he can make a great deal of money on the black market by secretly printing selected parts of these photos and selling them under the brand name ''Gentlemen's Relish''.
No persons under 13 (Nudity)
89 minutes
| Cast | Billy Connolly, Douglas Henshall, Sarah Lancashire |
| Director | Douglas Mackinnon |
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| SA Distributor | Nu Metro |