Hi all The county is waiting in anticipation for the expected changes to the Covid restrictions. I'm guessing it will be over the weekend or early next week. In truth, SA is currently running 7th globally in terms of nem daily infections. Put another way, it's 50% higher than the peak back in winter. So we'll have to see what if anything they do about cinemas. In the mean time, there's only one new release, and also limited screenings of a performance of the famous Three Tenors. The film is adults-only crime drama Promisng Young Woman, starring Oscar- nominated Carey Mulligan. It's only a matter of time before she starts adding Oscars to her substantial awards collection. The film has received good ratngs from press and public alike. No previews this week, and at the moment there are no releases scheduled for next week... which is the first time we've had that since I started this site back in 1997. Enjoy the air-conditioned cinemas while you can! :-) Cheers, Ian New this week * Promisng Young Woman (16 LSVD) * Three Tenors (music) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week (not this week) https://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. 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