Hi all There are three new releases this week, first up is the futuristic thriller Chaos Walking, which is on wide release. The public rated this much better than the critics. It's based on the best-selling Part One of a series of Young Adult novels. That's joined by the adults-only suburban wife's desperate attempt to prolong her fifteen minutes of fame, in Breaking News in Yuba County. This is showing at fewer venues, but also on the Art circuit. Lastly, Bollywood rolls out the comedy horror, Roohi. On the previews side, their are previews all over all day Saturday for next week's Disney Animation release, Raya and the Last Dragon. See the Previews page and remember to book. New this week: * Chaos Walking (PG10-12 LVP) * Breaking News in Yuba County (16 LSNV) * Roohi (Hindi) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wasn’t well so I’d given my father a list of food to buy for me. I got a phone call from him in the supermarket aisle. “There are two sections” he said, “One’s organic and the other is food you can afford. Which kind do you want me to get?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our four year old, Sandra, was sitting at the breakfast table, staring intently at a bottle of children’s vitamins. Slowly she said, “There is...” “There are,” my wife cut in, correcting her. Without batting an eye, Sandra continued, “There are one pink one left.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoom meetings are basically modern séances. “Elizabeth, are you here?” “Is anyone else with you?” “We can’t see you.” “Can you hear us?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please stop telling me to “keep up the good work”. The good work was an accident and impossible to replicate. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the corruption scandal in the ladder industry? It goes all the way to the top! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife left me because she thinks I’m too insecure. No, wait, she’s back, she just went to get coffee. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m in the process of transforming our home into a relaxing and timeless retreat and my husband keeps trying to ruin it with his “input” because he “lives here too”. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You might be surprised to learn that the most ‘complicated’ word in English – the word with the largest number of separate definitions – is a three-letter word. Although "set" held the title in the second edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, published in 1989, with 430 separate definitions, in more recent times it has been outrun by a competitor. According to the editors, the word "run" has now amassed 645 separate meanings for the verb form alone. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dad, a pastor, was attending a national church convention when a woman pointed to an empty seat and asked, “Is this seat saved?” Dad replied, “No, but we’re praying for it.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It’s a problem that the machine I use to do my work also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for three hours. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The little girl I babysit asked if I have a boyfriend. I said, “Not anymore.” “Boyfriends are a waste of time,” she told me. Then she turned to her brother and told him, “You’re going to be a waste of time.”