Newsletter and jokes 2 April 2021

Hi all 
Easter weekend and nothing thematic, instead we have two family-orientated 
films, and something for the adults. 
First up is the animated Extinct, which has not had a US release yet so 
reviws are scarce. 
That's joined by Come Away, a family film which tries to provide some  
back story to both Alice in Wonderland and Peter Pan, but somehow doesn't  
quite gel. 
For the adults, me have a well-rated and violent vengeance tale in Nobody. 
The Indian subcontinent offers a romantic dramedy in Rang De, which is 
in Telugu. 
No previews this week, next week more Oscar bait. 
New this week: 
* Extinct (PG) 
* Come Away (PG7-9 VP) 
* Nobody (16 LVD) 
* Rang De (Telugu)   
Forthcoming attractions  
Updated the pic and quote on the home page  
This Week's pinup (Full HD wallpaper ...)  
List of all movies showing  
Same list sorted by Age Restriction  
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
Enjoy :-) 
Cheers, Ian 
Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results  
is called parenting. 
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. 
It was so far out that there was no electricity. 
Then the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the labouring mother  
and her 5 year old child. 
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see  
while he helped the woman deliver the baby. 
The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor  
lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get  
him to take his first breath. 
"Hit him again," the child said.  
"He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!" 
Teacher (on phone): "You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school  
today? To whom am I speaking?" 
Voice: "This is my father." 
"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?" 
"First of all, don't give him anything to drink." 
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? 
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange  
and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand  
him. Do you understand me? 
Son: No. 
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his  
four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole  
The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have  
to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun.  
I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer." 
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, 
"Well son, do you have any questions?" 
"Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when  
he hit that cow?" 
"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!" 
"How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden!" 

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