Hi all Welcome back, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you. Apart from James, the only other new entry is the adults-only horror sequel, Don't Breathe 2. Though I suspect James will also be making people hold their breath. :-) No previews this week. Enjoy James :-) New this week: * No Time to Die (3D) (13 LVD) * No Time to Die (13 LVD) * No Time to Die (3D IMAX) (13 LVD) * No Time to Die (IMAX) (13 LVD) * No Time to Die (4DX) (13 LVD) * Don't Breathe 2 (18 LVH) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) 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