Hi all It's been a long wait but finally Dune hits the screens in all its glory. This film is best enjoyed on the biggest screens, and has good reviews from the critics. Dune is a difficult book to translate to the screen, and this is intended to be the first episode of a franchise, covering the first part of book one of six. For the little ones, we have a new animated treat, Ron's Gone Wrong, that has had curiosly mixed reviews. It may just appeal to different people differently. At the more art-end of the market, we have the tense thriller The Card Counter. If you have not read Dune, you should :-). It's an education like no other. New this week: * Ron's Gone Wrong (PG V) * Dune (3D) (13 V) * Dune (13 V) * Dune (3D IMAX) (13 V) * The Card Counter (16 LNSVD) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Done with dating sites. I’m now focusing on pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a job, a car and pizza. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I don’t want a whole dessert; let’s just get two spoons.” —Former friends of mine --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends with the entire world and defriend people one by one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My five-year-old hasn’t said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes at night, after my son has gone to bed, I go into my room and finish all my sentences. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: A philboard. Bill: I have a better idea. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHIPWRECK DIARY Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab. Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Russian dolls are so full of themselves. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple “Calm down” in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot upset. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet. @CIA --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Autocorrect walks into a bar. Bartender says, “What can I get you?” Autocorrect says, “I’ll have a bear. A bare. Bier. Briar. Never mind.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who called it your foot ‘falling asleep’ and not ‘coma toes’? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mom, Dad, I’m a gatherer. —Caveman coming out to his parents