Hi all Four new movies this week, but nothing for the kiddies. We start with the family-driven drama, A Journal for Jordan, as a warm-up to Valentine's day. Keeping with the romantic theme, the coming of age Licorice Pizza has been well rated by press and public alike. On the thriller side of the deck, we have two offerings, the period crime drama Nightmare Alley, and then Shattered, which I shall refrain from commenting on... New this week: * A Journal for Jordan (13 LSV) * Licorice Pizza (16 LVD) * Nightmare Alley (16 LVD CT) * Shattered (16 LSNV) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I didn’t take the last of it because I know that’s your favourite antacid” is how my husband and I say “I love you” now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife if she would still love me when I was old and wrinkled. She replied, “Of course I do.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dating text: Send a pic of what you’re wearing right now. Marriage text: Send a pic of the exact kind of bone broth I’m supposed to pick up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A random home inspection revealed low levels of carbon monoxide leaking into my sister’s home. She got it resolved, but our mother couldn’t help asking the obvious: “Why didn’t you have a working carbon monoxide detector?” “We did,” my sister said. “But it wouldn’t stop beeping.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Six-year-old (finishes dinner): What’s for dessert? Me: We don’t always have to have dessert. Six: Then why have dinner at all? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (My seven-year-old staring at my face) Me: What is it, sweetie? Seven: Is my nose weird, too? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- After we passed the same off-ramp for the third time, it was clear that I was lost. My little girl asked, “Daddy, do you know where you’re going?” “No,” I said. Her reply: “Then why are you still going there?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the first-ever crypto purchases was made with Bitcoin. Back in 2010, a man bought two takeout pizzas for 10,000 bitcoins, which would be worth about $639 million today. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the first week of school, and one first grader was having trouble adjusting. As his teacher offered comfort and reassurance, the boy looked up at her and demanded, “Who signed me up for this anyway?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was working at a 7-Eleven when a man tucked four six-packs of beer under his arms and bolted without paying. I called the police, then went home when my shift ended. The next day, the police came to the store with a suspect in tow. They asked the clerk working then, “Is this the man who stole the beer?” The perp shouted, “How would he know? He wasn’t here when I ran out the door.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A customer complained that their fries tasted too much like potatoes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Library patron of the week: the fella who came in, wandered around for a while, then asked pleasantly, “What is this place?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- In England, “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Realization: The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.