Newsletter and jokes 5 August 2022

Hi all 
Two big releases this week, one for the kiddies and one for the adults. 
Starting with the kiddies, we have Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank, which  
is a animated remake of the Mel Brooks' classic, Blazing Saddles.  
For the adults, Brad Pitt finds himself in a lot of fights aboard Bullet  
Train. This film has found more favour with the public than the critics. 
Also on circuit is the Japanese cartoon Doraemon the Movie: Nobita's Little  
Star Wars 2021, which is a parody of the Star Wars movies (with subtitles), 
and this week's arthouse release, Eiffel, about the romance behind the  
iconic tower. 
There are previews next week Thursday at selectad venues for Beast,  
starring Idris Elba and Sharlto Copley. 
Lastly, also on the art circuit, the filmed version of the stage play  
New this week 
* Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank Probably (PG) 
* Doraemon the Movie: Nobita's Little Star Wars 2021 (Probably PG) 
* Bullet Train (16 LV) 
* Bullet Train (IMAX) (16 LV) 
* Eiffel (16 NSV)   
Forthcoming attractions  
Updated the home page poster  
This Week's pinup (full HD wallpaper)  
List of all movies showing  
Same list sorted by Age Restriction  
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
Enjoy :-) 
Cheers, Ian 
Mum No. 1: How on earth do you get your sleepyhead son to wake up 
in the morning?  
Mum No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed. 
Mum No. 1: How does that help? 
Mum No. 2: The dog’s already there. 
I work as a customs officer and yesterday was my yearly review.  
It didn’t go very well, apparently they think I’m borderline incompetent. 
Two neighbours live side by side. One is rich and the other one is poor. 
The poor neighbour has a magic lamp. Every morning, he rubs the lamp and a  
genie comes out and intones, “Ask whatever you want.”  
And the poor man asks for a cup of tea. 
The rich neighbour, envious of the magic lamp, offers the poor man his  
magnificent house and flashy car in exchange for the lamp. 
Gleefully, the rich man takes the magic lamp home and rubs it.  
Out pops the genie, who intones, “Ask whatever you want.” 
“Can I have an even bigger house and an even better car?”  asks the rich  
“Sorry, sir, I only serve tea and coffee,” replies the genie. 
People say being a waiter is a bad job, but hey, it puts food on the table! 
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end  
of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately.” 
I moved in with my girl-friend after one year of dating.  
People say we’re rushing in, but we’re both so in love with saving R5000  
per month. 

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