Newsletter and jokes 19 August 2022


 
Hi all 
 
Horror master Jordan Peele is back with his latest offering, but let's  
start at the other end. 
 
First up for the kiddies in the Japanese animated tale, Dagon Ball Super:  
Super Hero, which is realeasing in both dubbed English, and subtitled  
Japanese versions. 
 
Then for the adults, we have the local drama 2 Thirds of a Man, set on the  
Cape Flats. 
 
Peele's latest, Nope, is on wide release, as well as on the big IMAX 
screens.  
 
From Bollywood, we have the fantasy mystery Dobaaraa, but initial reviews 
were not good. 
 
There is a preview next week Thursday at Canal Walk for the next episode in 
the Ever After series, After Ever Happy. 
 
Lastly, on the art circuit, the ballet film Jewels. 
 
 
New this week 
 
* Dagon Ball Super: Super Hero (English) (PG LV) 
* Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero (Japanese) (PG LV) 
* 2 Thirds of a Man (Probably 16 LVD) 
* Nope (16 LVH PPS) 
* Nope (IMAX) (16 LVH PPS) 
* Dobaaraa (Hindi) 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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My 10-year-old daughter asked if we reaaly have to pick up her brother 
from school, noting, “He has to go back to school tomorrow anyway.” 
 
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I came home one day to find my three-year-old daughter watching TV with my  
husband.  
 
She said, “Mommy! You’re a princess in a movie!” 
 
They were watching our wedding video. 
 
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It’s hailing.  
 
Or as my kid calls it, “crunchy rain.” 
 
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My four-year-old grandson: That tree is dead.  
 
Me: What does that mean? 
 
My four-year-old grandson: That means you have to charge it. 
 
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My five-year-old thought it was living room and dying room as opposed to  
living room and dining room. 
 
No wonder mealtimes have been so stressful. 
 
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The last four letters in the word “queue” aren’t silent, they’re just  
waiting their turn. 
 
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In high school, some kids told me they’d give me R20 to hang out with 
them but it turns out it was just clique bait. 
 
 
 
 



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