Hi all Spring is sprung, The grass is riz, I wonder where The Covid is. Or maybe not. Three new movies this week, kicking off with the new local comedy Who’s My Daddy?, which is aiming squarely for mass-market appeal. For older and more discerning viewers, we have the rather unconventional Three Thousand Years of Longing, which is on the art circuit and several venues catering for that sort of market. From Kollywood, we have the action crime thriller Cobra. There are previews next Tuesday for Where the Crawdads Sing, based on the best-selling novel. Lastly, there is a mini Menzi Ngubane film festival running at selected venues. New this week * Who’s My Daddy? (13 LSP) * Three Thousand Years of Longing (16 LNSVD) * Cobra (Tamil)(Probably 16 V) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I once went on a date with a girl who was a librarian. I had a bit of a job finding her house and consequently arrived slightly after the appointed time. When she opened the door to me, she said, “You’re five minutes late, that’ll be 50c to pay.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I recently attended a funeral that used a transparent coffin. Will this catch on? Remains to be seen. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My uncle was a lion tamer. When he went bankrupt they took nearly everything, but at least he’s still got his pride. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know that you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a high four. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pennsylvania is where Dracula gets his stationery. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just flew in from that Transformers convention. Boy are my arms tyres. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just threw a ghost boomerang. That’s gonna come back to haunt me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have been told I have an avoidant attachment style, but I get out of those conversations pretty quickly. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never buy too much rocket. It goes off quickly. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Writer: My biggest fear is a blank sheet of paper. The Rock: I hear ya, buddy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where are all the average things manufactured? At the satisfactory.