Newsletter and jokes 2 September 2022


 
Hi all 
 
Spring is sprung,  
The grass is riz, 
I wonder where 
The Covid is. 
 
Or maybe not. 
 
Three new movies this week, kicking off with the new local comedy Who’s My  
Daddy?, which is aiming squarely for mass-market appeal.  
 
For older and more discerning viewers, we have the rather unconventional 
Three Thousand Years of Longing, which is on the art circuit and several 
venues catering for that sort of market. 
 
From Kollywood, we have the action crime thriller Cobra. 
 
There are previews next Tuesday for Where the Crawdads Sing, based on the  
best-selling novel. 
 
Lastly, there is a mini Menzi Ngubane film festival running at selected 
venues. 
 
 
New this week 
 
* Who’s My Daddy? (13 LSP) 
* Three Thousand Years of Longing (16 LNSVD) 
* Cobra (Tamil)(Probably 16 V) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
This Week's pinup 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper)  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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I once went on a date with a girl who was a librarian. I had a bit of 
a job finding her house and consequently arrived slightly after the  
appointed time. 
 
When she opened the door to me, she said, “You’re five minutes late, 
that’ll be 50c to pay.” 
 
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I recently attended a funeral that used a transparent coffin. 
 
Will this catch on?  
Remains to be seen. 
 
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My uncle was a lion tamer.  
 
When he went bankrupt they took nearly everything, but at least he’s still  
got his pride. 
 
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You know that you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the 
stand gives you a high four. 
 
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Pennsylvania is where Dracula gets his stationery.  
 
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I just flew in from that Transformers convention.  
 
Boy are my arms tyres. 
 
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I just threw a ghost boomerang. 
 
That’s gonna come back to haunt me. 
 
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I have been told I have an avoidant attachment style, but I get out of 
those conversations pretty quickly. 
 
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Never buy too much rocket. It goes off quickly. 
 
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Writer: My biggest fear is a blank sheet of paper. 
 
The Rock: I hear ya, buddy. 
 
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Where are all the average things manufactured?  
 
At the satisfactory. 
 
  
 



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