Hi all Easter weekend and it's off to a bad start on the roads. So sad. The BIG release this week is the latest in the Godzilla franchise, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, which is naturally also on the big IMAX and 4DX screens. Hollywood's other offering, for the adults, is the gritty ambulance drama, Asphalt City, which screened as Black Flies at Cannes. For the families, we have the Japanese animated film, Spy X Family Code: White. Lastly, Bollywood rolls out the female power trio in Crew. There are previews at selected venues all day Monday for the religious drama Ordinary Angels. Also showing at selected venues are the first two episodes of the 4th season of the TV series, The Chosen, abuot the birth of Christianity. In the USA they continued releasing subsequent episodes, I don't know what the plan here is. For music fans, we have Hate to Love: Nickelback, at selected venues tomorrow, and the opera Madama Butterfly on at Hyde Park. Enjoy. :-) New this week * Spy X Family Code: White (Probably PG13 V) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (3D) (13 LVP) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (13 LVP) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (3D IMAX) (13 LVP) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (4DX) (13 LVP) * Asphalt City (18 LNSVD) * Crew Probably (13 LS) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favourite Disney film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I just love a hero with a twisted back story --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man on a plane is terrified to find the Grim Reaper seated next to him "Relax," the Grim Reaper says to him. "I'm not here for you. It's the pilot I'm here for." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear? After years of waiting, Stephen Hawking’s final paper on Space got published! And it’s about time, too! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The man who invented the Knock Knock joke is finally being recognised. He's getting a no-bell prize. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I adopted a dog from a locksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- First Lady: What made you decide to take French lessons? Second Lady: We adopted a baby from Paris and want to be able to understand her when she starts to talk. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight. But he still has ... the right to remain silent. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police and federal agents raided the properties of Sean Combs, but several questions remain. What did Diddie do and what didn’t Diddie do? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A five-year-old girl went to the office with her father on ”Take Your Kid to Work Day”. As they were walking around the office,the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. Her father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered round, she sobbed loudly: ”Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- During an argument with her husband, a wife was just about to calm down. But then her husband asked her to calm down. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm blown away by my kind and thoughtful band mates who just sent me a "hope you're better soon" card. I wasn't even sick. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.